I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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