Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
my sisters under your porch take her home
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
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We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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