The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
lol hangovers are for mortals.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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