I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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