i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
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I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
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I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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