This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
My pussy is not your playground.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
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walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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