Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
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My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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