My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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