Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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