i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
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