the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
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You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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