After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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