Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
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He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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