Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
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Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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