I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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