I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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