Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
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just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
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It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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