how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
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Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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