Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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