i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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