Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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