I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
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Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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