Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
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Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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