508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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