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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex

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  Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut

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  Fuck. Wron person. But yea

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• (530): View more from California

  You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.

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  You sure know how to make a day worth living.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.

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• (858): View more from California

  How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?

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• (607): View more from New York

  I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  i believe in u and ur pee

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