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• (312): View more from Illinois

  she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?

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  not while she was awake

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• (646): View more from New York

  My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I will cut you

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  Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me

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  Put that in perspective

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water

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