Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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