she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
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I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
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Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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