where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
accomplished twins. life is a go
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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