Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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