Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
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Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
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U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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