My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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