We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
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I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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