You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
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Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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