Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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