he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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