Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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