I hate your face
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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