That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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