the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
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we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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