Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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