you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
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