4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
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Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
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He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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