We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
It was confusing and full of hummus
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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