she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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