Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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