How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think my vagina is haunted
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
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He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Just pee around me
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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