Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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