Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
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I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
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I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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