It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
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I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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