He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
