Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
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i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
We need to feng shui this bitch.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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