That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
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we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
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It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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