Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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